Here’s what I have so far. By all means, feel free to add more rules in the comments. I’ll be adding live commentary beginning at 7:00pm MST.

• Every time someone thanks God (or any higher power) during an acceptance speech – point to the sky – 3 drinks
• Every time music cuts off an acceptance speech – laugh – 1 drink
• Rihanna sightings – nod – 1 drink
• Every time anyone mentions “Rehab” – 1 drink
• Every time the name “Bublé” is mentioned – 1 drink
• Every time an American Idol (contestant or winner) is shown – 1 drink
• Every time an American Idol wins a Grammy - put your drink down - that’s how we ended up with these people in the first place
• If Bruce Springsteen wins a Grammy, stand, salute the television, and drink the rest of your beer.
• During the Foo Fighters performance take 1 drink every time: 1. Dave Grohl spits 2.Dave Grohl screams like a madman 3. Taylor Hawkins spins his drumstick a la Tommy Lee
• During the Rihanna / Time performance:
  • If they go into ”The Bird”, stand up and join in for at least 5 seconds, then sit down – 3 drinks
  • If it’s “Jungle Love”, exclaim “Somebody bring me a mirror!” – 3 drinks
• Should Prince win a Grammy for “Future Baby Mama” do a shot of Purple Motherf**ker (Recipe Below)
• Should Prince win a Grammy and accept it during the broadcast drink a pint of Purple Motherf**ker

Purple Motherf**ker

Over Ice pour:

1 Part Blue Curacao
1 Part Triple Sec
1 Part Vodka
1 Part Pineapple Juice
Top with 7-Up

One shake and serve as a shot or drink in the glass!