The Grammy Drinking Game
Here’s what I have so far. By all means, feel free to add more rules in the comments. I’ll be adding live commentary beginning at 7:00pm MST.
- Every time someone thanks God (or any higher power) during an acceptance speech – point to the sky – 3 drinks
- Every time music cuts off an acceptance speech – laugh – 1 drink
- Rihanna sightings – nod – 1 drink
- Every time anyone mentions “Rehab” – 1 drink
- Every time the name “Bublé” is mentioned – 1 drink
- Every time an American Idol (contestant or winner) is shown – 1 drink
- Every time an American Idol wins a Grammy – put your drink down – that’s how we ended up with these people in the first place
- If Bruce Springsteen wins a Grammy, stand, salute the television, and drink the rest of your beer.
- During the Foo Fighters performance take 1 drink every time: 1. Dave Grohl spits 2.Dave Grohl screams like a madman 3. Taylor Hawkins spins his drumstick a la Tommy Lee
- During the Rihanna / Time performance:
- If they go into ”The Bird”, stand up and join in for at least 5 seconds, then sit down – 3 drinks
- If it’s “Jungle Love”, exclaim “Somebody bring me a mirror!” – 3 drinks
- Should Prince win a Grammy for “Future Baby Mama” do a shot of Purple Motherf**ker (Recipe Below)
- Should Prince win a Grammy and accept it during the broadcast drink a pint of Purple Motherf**ker
Purple Motherf**ker
Over Ice pour:
1 Part Blue Curacao
1 Part Triple Sec
1 Part Vodka
1 Part Pineapple Juice
Top with 7-UpOne shake and serve as a shot or drink in the glass!
8 Comments
Eric
excellent!! If I start drinking every time someone mentions a miscellaneous “higher power,” I doubt I’ll make it through the first hour!!
Pete
I’ll be finding out right along with you Eric! I’m locked & loaded with a fridge full of Heineken….
Guff
I wish I new the rules earlier. Prince nomination for alicia should have gone to Jilly from Philly. CD sexy.
Guff
Did Morris shrink. Your rules allow a lot of drinking. Ananda and Samara knew every word to Rihannas second song, I never heard it (good luck to us in the future).
Guff
I knew I typed that wrong. Ha Ha.
Pete
Who there Guff – I need you to delay your perspectives by an hour my friend! They don’t start here ’til 9 Miami time!
Guff
Wait till Elvis comes out your going to shit.
Pete
LOL – head over here for my commentary…